Friday, July 27, 2007

How One Thing Leads to Another . . . .

Remember I said the contractors were starting to tear the siding off our house? Well, here’s what the front looks like this morning:






They left a note on our door that when they started tearing off the front door molding, they found moisture, dry rot, and mold. So they had to remove the front stairs and porch, take out the wet sheathing and insulation, and let it dry out. And that they would be removing our front door and replacing the structural upright beams today. So Tool Man and I got up bright and early (these guys usually start at 7:00 a.m.), had coffee and tea, walked the dog, and Tool Man proceeded to take the hardware off the door. We’d just bought it a few months ago and want to reuse it, since the contractors will have to replace the whole door and the new one comes with cheap hardware. Then the contractors came (promptly at 7:15 a.m.) and said, "Oh, we’re not going to replace the door today, we’re doing that tomorrow." So Tool Man is putting the locks back on the door today, so he can take them back off tomorrow.

We live in a row house, meaning it’s in a row of houses all connected to each other. Meaning, we don’t have direct access into or out of our back yard, except through the house. When we bought this house 3 years ago (somehow it seems MUCH longer than that), this had been a rental and the backyard had been left untouched for 4 years; it was full of vetch, blackberries, and thistles higher than the privacy fence. So Tool Man sprayed, cleared, dug, tilled, raked, and leveled the backyard before we moved in, so that the very first day we were here, it looked like this:




Then he laid a brick patio, sowed grass, planted shrubs and flowers and bamboo, and has spent the last 3 years fighting slugs and grubs, and bitching about the dog leaving brown spots in his lawn. So, to do all that, he went up and down stairs with bags, jugs, a tiller, lawn equipment, and debris bags. We have neighbors on each side, while pleasant enough to talk to, are not the best landscapers. They have dandelions which go to seed and land in our yard, blackberries which creep through the fence into our yard, a stagnant water feature, and flood lights directed into my living room. So when the contractors decided to take down sections of fences for access to everyone’s back yard, just where did they stack the sections? You guessed it, right in the middle of Tool Man’s backyard.





The contractors originally stacked it against the standing fence, on top of the garden phlox and trumpet vine he just planted this spring. So we had to move the sections ourselves into a sort of lean-to in the middle of the lawn. So not only can he not mow the grass (which will probably die anyway from having this stuff stacked on it), the hostas and bamboo behind the sections are probably going to die from lack of sun. Not that we have a tremendous amount of that here in the Great Pacific North Wet, anyway.


Oh, and back at the front door? Well, the contractors said we had to remove everything from the foyer because of the reconstruction. Remember our foyer?



Well, now it looks like this:



We couldn’t take down the mirror; it’s earthquake-strapped to the wall because it’s so heavy. But we did move the clock, the trunk, etc. down to the landing by the family room.




Which is why my toe looks like this:

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Move along now, people. Nothing to see here.

Nothing.
Nil.
Nix.
Zero.
Zilch
Zip.
Goose Egg.

And that's a VERY good thing.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Butt seriously . . .

Here's what my diet will consist of for the next 24 hours:





Clear liquids: sparkling water, iced tea, hot teas, chicken bouillon, and Ellen's "Colonoscopy Jell-O Dee-Lite."



Because that's what you have to eat in preparation for a colonoscopy; or "buttoscope" as Ellen so eloquently called it.


Today, I'll be finishing the bamboo sweater from hell. Then at 6:00 p.m., I'll retreat upstairs to pick out yarn and a pattern for the next project and start taking the prescription meds. Tomorrow morning, I check in at 6:30 a.m. for the procedures; both and endoscope of my esophagus and then a colonoscopy.


If you're 50 or over and haven't had this done, please call your doctor and schedule it soon. Especially if you have a family history of colon or stomach cancer. It really IS that important.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Oh, joy.

Now where were we when we so rudely interrupted by that butthead? Oh yeah, a temporary job, PDX Knit Bloggers, knitting, and house stuff again.

First, the job. Well, I went into that job where they were afraid I'd be bored. I hate to admit it, but they were right. So right, in fact, that after an hour and a half, I called the headhunter to say, "Find somebody else; fast!" Not only was it not litigation, the office is archaic. The computers were so slow, I could have chiseled stone tablets faster. And the copy machine was one baby step above the old mimeograph machines. And everybody in the office was wearing jeans, t-shirts, and tech sandals. I, however, showed up in my usual law office attire: $400 suit, silk blouse, heels, good jewelry, and leather bag. Maybe that's the reason no one talked to me the entire 3 hours; not even "good morning" or an introduction.

So, I left at noon to go to an interview the headhunter had scheduled. I walked 4 blocks in heels, only to find out it was a wrong address. So, I called the headhunter to get the right one, only to find out that it was 5 blocks from where I started, but IN THE OTHER FRICKING DIRECTION! I hung up, walked one block, thought "fuck this", and called the headhunter to tell them: 1) to call the interview, fall on their sword by saying they made a mistake giving me the address and reschedule for some other time, and b) that I wasn't going back to work. Then I hung up on them and caught a train home.

In my head, I know I'll never have the kind of office I had before. I know that I'll will never again have such a great boss, such great office mates, such close friendships, so convenient to commute, a good salary, and generous benefits, all at the same time. But, dammit, that's what I want. I feel like a petulant two-year old having a temper tantrum. Somebody burst my balloon and I want it back. I don't want a new one; I want the one I had.

In the meantime, I'm trying to console myself with my new friends from the PDX Knit Bloggers. And a fabulous bunch they are, too! I definitely think these gals will help keep my head on straight as much as my office gals do. And we've successfully lured Karen into our obsession! Not only have we convinced her to try knitting on sticks instead of the loom, but we convinced her to start blogging. Would you just look at picture at the top of her new blog? This gal has some mad camera skillz!

Oh, the bamboo sweater? Yeah, still slogging along. Miles and miles of stockinette on size 4 needles has lost it's intrigue. Yes, I know I was a glutton for punishment to start that thing, but being project monogamous as I am, I am determined to finish the damned thing if it kills me. And it just might. It just may take awhile before I can stand to look at it long enough to actually wear it, however. It may go into the Christmas gift pile, instead.

And lastly, house stuff, again. Now that Tool Man and I have had a couple months of relative peace inside the house, the contractors arrived at our building yesterday to begin tearing off the outside. To make the long story short, our homeowners association had to sue the builder because of his lackadaisical adherence to state and county building codes. We won, sort of; but now we have to do the reconstruction because we certainly don't trust the builder to do the repairs. So the new contractor started last week by removing the outside lights, doorbell, and house numbers; and tore down the fences dividing the backyards. Yesterday, they tore the back deck off the side of the house. Today, they came back to tear off the front porch, outside trim, outside door moldings, and start taking off the siding. Tool Man talked to the foreman today; he says they expect to be done by the end of October. Oh, joy.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Here comes a hissy fit . . .

I saw this on Rodger's blog, and I am pissed.

Here's my comment:

So, there aren't many tech savvy knitters out there, hmmmm? Google for knit blogs and see how many possibilities there are (FYI - 2,810,000). Now, multiply that by at least 2, because less than 1/2 of the knitters have blogs; hmmm, over 5 MILLION PEOPLE! And the average knitter spends $1,000 per year on yarn. Geez, starting to sound like a lot of money, isn't it? And we haven't even included people who spin, crochet, dye, felt, or weave, yet. Geez, I bet they spend money on their craft, too! Oh, but I forgot, we're a small community.

And just when, smartass Tech Crunch, was the last time your post got 81 comments?

Friday, July 13, 2007

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Tooting my own horn

It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

First, you know how I said my visitor counter practically went "ZING!" after Kelley sent out the bat signal on her podcast? I was ecstatic that people were visiting my blog, never mind actually reading what I wrote. Tool Man, however, instantly wanted to know if this meant I would make money instead of just doing this for free. I told him that making money wasn't the point here; it's about knitting, and blogging, and writing. He, of course, looked at me like I had three heads. So, I added a couple of Google AdSense over there on the left. Strictly stuff that relates to what I write about. So, if you click on the ads, I'll get a few paltry cents. That way, I can tell Tool Man this is a money making enterprise. Just before I take whatever pittance it earns and spend it on yarn.

Oh, yeah, yarn and the sweater I've been slogging along on. This is no longer just knitting; it's become slogging. Miles and miles of stockinette. What was it I said about being a glutton for punishment at the meetup last weekend? Here's a picture of it at the meetup last Sunday:




See it right there on the table? That blob of 7 stitches per inch on US 4 needles? I've knitted on this thing for five days and finally made it down past the bust darts and down past the waist shaping. So today I put the stitches on waste yarn for a try on. I have at least 8 inches to go before I can bind off. The good news is: I will have plenty of yarn to finish, even with changing from short sleeves to 3/4 sleeves. The bad news is: I swear the amount left on the cone has not changed and I've been knitting on this thing for 3 weeks. But, I'm still in love with the feel of the bamboo.

Next, I added a "Subscribe to Posts" link down there at the bottom of the blog. You can subscribe to the feed and get my posts sent right to your email if you want. Of course, if you do that, it will completely ruin the thing I'm reallying tooting my own horn about. That would be my standing on Google. Go to Google; type in "tiggywinkle", and click the SEARCH button. Go ahead; I'll wait.

See that? My blog comes up on the FIRST PAGE! That's right, it's #7 out of a possible 24,500. All because of PDX Knit Bloggers, the Yahoo Group, and Kelley. Which brings me back to the first paragraph up there. If I can figure out a way to make this thing pay, not only will I not have to find a job but I could stay home knitting and blogging all day. Now, THAT'S a plan.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I think I have whiplash . . .

I got a call from a family law attorney last week, wanting to talk to me about a job. He’s a solo, but shares space with a bunch of other attorneys. His assistant has been with him a long time, but was injured some time ago in a really freak accident in the office and can’t work full time anymore. My boss and I have dealt with him on cases in the past, and he was always professional and pleasant to deal with. I like him, and it’s in family law which is where I’d really prefer to stay, but his office location is a real PITA to commute to. He did mention that the lease is up in January, so if he offers me the job, we’ll have to talk about whether he is thinking about moving.

And I got a call from my headhunter about a job that I originally interviewed for that day I was Running Around Town. They still haven’t filled that job, but told the headhunter they were worried about me being bored with the job because it’s not litigation. Anyway, they wanted to know if I’d be interested in doing a couple weeks temp to see how the job fit is. So I said ok, but no more than 2 weeks, tops. It’s a big firm with good benefits, great location, and in my pay range. So we’ll see how the 2 weeks works out, but I’ll still be going out on interviews, just in case.

Tool Man did get a sign made for the PDX Knit Bloggers meet up, but I forgot to get a picture of it in front of Knit-Purl.



The folks there were GREAT! Not only did they give us a great space to meet in, they had cookies and brownies and ice tea. Which they apparently whip up here:



And gifts of yarn and tote bags! They are everything you want in an LYS: great staff, yarn sorted by gauge, comfy chairs, good lighting, and a terrific assortment of yarns, patterns, and books. They also do on-line. So, go there and shop now. Go ahead, I’ll wait. After all, I now owe these folks, big time for their generosity!

The meet up on Sunday was TERRIFIC! I’d go into detail, except Judy, and Kathy, and MonicaPDX, and all the other bloggers did such great jobs that you can just go to their places and get the scoop (with pictures). Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Knitters tend to be a pretty smart bunch, but I gotta tell ya, a room full of knitting bloggers? Fricking hilarious! These people (yes, there was one boy knitter) are smart, funny, witty, and sharp as razors! I think I have whiplash from laughing with these wonderful folks. Examples? How about Kathy's, “If a knitter frogs in the night, does anyone hear her curse?” Someone, I don’t remember who, wondered aloud just how Zena’s hair would spin up if she could get enough of it without Kelly finding out? Theresa’s (sorry I didn't catch her blog name) story about the Brazilian boys in the apartment over hers and the rain in her apartment was hysterical! Barbara and I had comments about Theresa putting her yarn inside the socks on 2 circs that she was working toe up; oh wait, I can’t repeat that in mixed company. Let’s just say that, yes, male anatomical comparisons were made.

Back when we all went to see The Harlot, Barbara and Melissa told me that I needed to try spinning and tried to talk me into touching some roving. Luckily, Kathy came to my rescue and saved me from a fate worse than death. Then at the meet up, Judy (in that innocent voice she has) said, “Oh, look at this roving! Aren’t the colors great?” I got whiplash from trying to look around for my sponsor Kathy, but OH CRAP, she’s already gone! I tell Judy that I don’t spin, and she replies that I could do it with a drop spindle. I protested that I JUST CAN’T start spinning, it’s a rabbit hole I just can’t start on ‘cause I know I’ll be a goner if I try it. Then Judy replies (still in that innocent voice) that they sell spindles upstairs, how roving isn’t yarn and won’t count on my yarn diet, and she’d be happy to teach me to spin. I’m telling you, those spinners are worse than the drug dealers in the ‘70s. “Here, just try it once, you’ll like it.” Not that I’d know anything about drug dealers in the ‘70s, you understand. Just saying, is all.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Fiber addict's eye test



Go ahead, click on it to enlarge. You know you want to . . . .

Thursday, July 5, 2007

A good time was (and will be) had by all . . .

The Wallace clan had a grand ol' time on the 4th, even without fireworks. There was sun and food and shade and cool drinks and catching up on family stuff:





There was also digging to be done and enough cuteness to plotz over.





See what I mean about cuteness?

And a good time will be had by all when the Yahoo Group for PDX Knit Bloggers has their first meet up this coming SUNDAY, July 8, from 2 to 5 p.m. at Knit-Purl! Knit-Purl has kindly agreed to host us, and they're a perfect location (close to MAX and a SMART PARK nearby).

The K2TOG bloggers for The Oregonian will be there; hopefully, so will Kelley Petkun from KnitPicks; we'll try to coax MonicaPDX out of her lair; and I'll be there.

Make yourself a nametag, pick out a project to bring with you, and come on down!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Hmmmmmm . . . . .

So when I checked Barbara's blog this morning, she took this quiz. So, I took it, too. Here's what my results were:

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
5. Bahiai Faith (88%)
6. Sikhism (76%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (75%)
8. Neo-Pagan (72%)
9. Islam (70%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (68%)
11. Secular Humanism (68%)
12. New Age (61%)
13. Hahayana Buddhism (57%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (54%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
16. New Thought (50%)
17. Jainism (50%)
18. Nontheist (48%)
19. Scientology (48%)
20. Taoism (48%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (45%)
22. Roman Catholic (45%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (41%)
24. Christian Science (38%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (33%)
26. Hinduism (31%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

Carolyn: You can stop laughing now.