Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Time to Party Down!

Everybody knows the elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party because they think is strong, determined, intelligent and dignified.




And they chose this guy to represent them in the upcoming election:



Because they think he stands for what they believe in.

And of course, we also know the donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party because they think it is humble, smart, courageous, and loveable.




And they chose this guy to represent them in the upcoming election:



Because they think he stands for what they believe in.

Of course, if you don't like either one of those two major political parties, you could join the Libertarian Party, the Green Party, the Constitution Party, the America First Party, the American Nazi Party, the American Reform Party, the Communist Party, the Labor Party, the Socialist Party, and the Boston Tea Party (Really, there is one!), and a whole bunch of other political parties. You can go here and find out all about them. There's a party for pretty much every political belief.

However, there was a small but ever-enlarging group of people who didn't think any of those parties really represented their priorities, so they started one of their own. They chose a sheep to be their symbol because it's fluffy, covered in wool, and well, it's a sheep.



And they chose Delores to represent them in the upcoming election.



Because she's a woman after their own hearts, they thought she had a plan they could really believe in, and well, she's a sheep.

And even with all those choices there were a couple of people who still couldn't find a political party that they really meshed into. They didn't bother forming a political party, holding primaries, organizing conventions, or any of that hullabaloo. In fact, they think they can do a better job than anybody else, so they decided to start their own campaign.









They can't be any worse than what we've already got, right?

4 comments:

  1. ::snorfle, snerk, kof, whoop for air:: ROFLMAOWTIME!!! Ohgawd. Hee. I think I just had an out-of-body experience. Shatner & Hasselhoff--!!!!!

    And the lead-in-- ::faintly:: You are an evil, evil woman. Evil. C'mon, confess. You're really the Sekrit World Dominatrix, aren't you, and this is all just a clever ploy to throw us off the scent, right?

    (I'm still votin' for Dolores.)

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  2. Too funny! Love the "purty hair"!

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  3. Whew, finally someone to feel good about voting for. Dolores rocks!!

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